Family Wedding Next Month

There is a family wedding next month.

I seriously need diet pills that actually work for vanity’s sake! How can I be a stage mom for my two kids who are included in the entourage if I don’t look as good as they do? Ugh!

Too late in the day I know but I still remember getting embarrassed when the tailor was measuring me for the dress I am to wear. He was saying the numbers loudly at first and almost whispered the numbers pertaining to my midsection. I wanted the floor to swallow me right there and then

So seriously, is there any hope for me?